Spoil the one you love with a romantic getaway aboard The Timeless Lugger.
Sail in idyllic waters aboard a bespoke barge with Victorian bedrooms, and a menu serving seasonal local cuisine.
Honeymooners get a special 50% discount THIS MONTH ONLY.
The advertisement had thrilled them. Only a fool would pass up such an amazing offer?
As their grouchy drunk captain stirred the refurbished fishing vessel out of the crowded harbour, they sat in their cabin staring at the wallpaper displaying a Victorian canopy-bed.
The old bed chortled with every rock of the boat, for the joke was on them.
Written for The Friday Fictioneers challenge based on photo by Fatima Fakier Deria.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and does not refer to any establishment that may have a similar/same name.